When I enter Keke at night and three other men suddenly enter.

'What Doesn't Kill you', don dey make person weaker these days o😩😩😩

When your uncle calls your mom and asks to speak to you, just some weeks before Christmas.
African mom: *Whispers* Tell him to buy you Christmas cloth o.
You: *After talking to him, adds* Uncle, buy me Christmas clothes o.
Your mom: *Takes the phone from you. Laughs and talks to your uncle* These children and demands ehn. Sometimes, they'll say something and you begin to wonder if someone told them what to say. The truth is that, no one tells them. They're so intelligent.
You:👇🏾

Nobody:
Aboki bike men:

Dear you, honorably remove that university/school you didn't attend from your profile.
Oniro jatijati😌